Wednesday, 10 July 2013

When life gives you lemons, stick to lemonade

Sometimes life will hand you a bunch of lemons, only a few of which you will to keep, perhaps because your lemonade will get to sour? or perhaps you cannot hold as many lemons as life wants to give you. So you keep the quaint group of lemons and you drink up the perfectly balanced soda.

Occasionally life will give you a lemon bigger and more ripe than the rest, this lemon is clearly better than any other you have revived and as good as you think the lemon will taste in the lemonade you think this one may make an exceptional cheesecake or meringue pie. so you go through the process of getting the ingredients needed to create this new masterpiece, assembling them and making sure the measurements of ingredients are as exact as you can get them. However sometimes you can overcook a cheesecake or a pie and ruin it entirely, some may be salvaged and taste great, but the overall product is a waste of what could have been more great lemonade. leave a lemon pie in the over too long and it will spoil, to short and it wont be done and you will have to wait even longer to appreciate its taste.

My lemonade tastes great, my lemons are great but occasionally i will fuck up a new recipe and this in turn makes me doubt my own ability's to cook.

What i'm saying here is: Don't leave the good lemons in the oven too long.

Friday, 5 July 2013

My Fault

I don't know what to write, i guess i should say i deserve the opinion you have on me.
but i feel as though if you gave me a chance i wouldn't be as lame as you may think.




DEPRESSION IS FOR SQUARES.